mein vi attey hon tandoorey leeh kaarh

vrv kawwa dinner kaar kay attey hon

kawwa

tandoorey laoun

chaaal daru laah

han achey hai

tau kala tickkah aur nimvu mirch laagha doh

meine apply kaar dey deakh niche



av jov milegey key nahey

duty mjuhey day doh

When I Drink Alcohol.
Every One Says I'm Alcoholic.
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But.. When I Drink Fanta.
No One Says I'm Fantastic..!
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Saale Jalte Hain Sab.

5 Doctor, 5 Engineer Aur
1 Teacher Helicopter Ki
Rassi Se Latke The.
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Pilot Ne Kaha,
Wajan Jyada Hai Koi 1 Aadmi
Rassi Chor De,
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Teacher Bola Ye Kurbani
Main Dunga..
Taliyan Bajaiye,
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Aur Sare Doctor Taali
Bajane Lage Aur Wajan
Kam Ho Gaya..
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Moral Of The Story:
"Chahe Doctor Ban Jao Ya Engineer,
Par Guru Hamesa Guru Hi Hota Hai.
Ha Ha Ha


Allu

Wo Toilet Mein Baitha Kisi Se
Ek Lota Paani Bhi Na Maang Saka Yaaron
Kyunki Usi Ne Kaha Tha, Mujh Par Ehsaan Karna.
Ki Mujh Par Koi Ehsaan Na Karna.






av tandooory laah naye daru vi laah

vov kiyah kahawat hain

av daru pani mein sey vapssh laaah

Chhote: Tujhe Pata Hai
Main Aaj Girl Friend Se Milunga
Bade: Kya Baat Kar Raha Hai,
Teri Bhi Girl Friend Hai!
Chhote: Haan,
Aur Mujhe Shaam Ko Badminton Court Jaana Hai.
Bade: Badminton Court Kyun?
Chhote: Waha Net Hota Hai Na Isiliye
Bade: Abe Net Ka Kya Karega
Chhote: Girl Firend Se Milunga Na,
Usne Bola Tha,
Aaj Shaam Ko 4 Baje Net Pe Milte Hain
Hahaha
Bade: Bakwas Band Kar!

han sunaow

chaal av kaal kah vacha huwah daruh laah

Pyar Me To Log Apni
Jaan Bhi de Dete Hai
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Lekin
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Apni Jaan Ka Number Nahi Dete.

Bohat Purani Kahawat Hai
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Is Liye Mujhe Yaad Nahi

Kal Soch Ke Bataunga ..

Allu

Kuch nhi only chatingk..i hv to go pls dont mindallah hafiz..