6 truth of life: 1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it. 3. And discover that the first truth is a lie. 4. You’re smiling now because you’re an idiot. 5. You soon will share this to another idiot. 6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face. I apologize about this. I’m an idiot and I needed company.
Life before Computers! An application was for employment. A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity And a keyboard was on a piano! Memory was something that you lost with age And a CD was a bank account And if you had a corrupted disk It would hurt when you found out! Compress was what you did to garbage Not something you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public You’d be in jail for a while! Log on was adding wood to a fire A hard drive was a trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to the commode! Cutting, you did with a pocket knife, Pasting, you did with glue. The Web was where a spider lived And a virus was the flu!
I want to go back in time and want my childhood days back when...
“Dad” was the only “Hero” “Love” was “Mom`s hug” “Highest place on earth” was “Dad`s shoulder” “My worst enemies” were “My own siblings” Only thing that could “hurt” were “skinned knees” The only thing “Broken” were my “Toys” and when “Goodbyes” meant till “Tomorrow” .
Kabhi kabhi lagta hai ke tension mein Jaan de dun.. . . . . Par.. Jeena pardhta hai.. Jab khayal aata hai ke.. . . . . . . . Kuch hi to smart log bache hain.. 1 aur kam ho jayega ... . . . . . Uff ye majboori !!