xnirx 12 years ago [b][color=#c20000][size=18]
╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮
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A servant enrolled his
donkey in a race and won.
The local paper read:[b][color=#c20000][size=18]
:o'SERVANT's ASS WON'.:mad:
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The king was so upset with this kind of publicity
that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey.
He gave the donkey to the queen.
The local paper then read:[b][color=#c20000][size=18]
:hee:"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN".:hee:
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:mad:The king fainted.:hmm:
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Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10.
Next day paper read:[b][color=#c20000][size=18]
:spin:"QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR 10".:spin:
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This was too much,:hot:
KING ordered the queen to buy
back the donkey and leave it to the jungle.
The next Headlines: [b][color=#c20000][size=18]
:rofl:"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE":rofl:
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:(The king died next day!:(
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(●̮̮̃•̃)Power of media.!..(●̮̮̃•̃)
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:p:pKeep [img]http://img1.imagehousing.com/88/a3e888443ea7c8cf989dc886e2946a8b.jpg[/img] Smling:hee::rofl:
╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮
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shyangel12 12 years ago [color=#ffc602][b][i][size=24]
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY
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prit07 12 years ago [b][img]http://im38.gulfup.com/dVhTv.jpg[/img]
:heart:
:heart:
:sleeping::waveyellow:
shyangel12 12 years ago [size=14][b]
we are best friends
always remember that if you fall,
i will pick you up
after i finish laughing...
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shyangel12 12 years ago [b] [size=24]
[color=#555555]TO[/color] [color=#cccc00]LIVE[/color] [color=#000000]A[/color]
[color=#00aaaa]CREATIVE[/color]
[color=#555555]LIFE[/color] [color=#aa00aa]WE[/color] [color=#ef9898]MUST[/color]
[color=#000000]LOSE[/color] [color=#00aaaa]OUR[/color]
[color=#cccc00]FEAR[/color] [color=#aa00aa]OF[/color]
[color=#ef9898]BEING[/color] [color=#555555]WRONG[/color]
shyangel12 12 years ago [color=#a0e289][b][size=24]
ADMIT IT
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[color=#08e2f0][b][size=18]you still use your hands to tell which way is right or left :hee:
shyangel12 12 years ago [b][size=14][color=#00aa00]
JUDGING A PERSON DOESN'T DEFINE WHO THEY ARE
...IT DEFINES WHO YOU ARE
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shyangel12 12 years ago [b][size=24][color=#0000aa]
:shy2: Happy Nightmares :shy2:
prit07 12 years ago
[b] Good Night Sweet Dreams :waveyellow: [/b]
MrRajputAna 12 years ago helllo chita darling k c h?love u jaan
xnirx 12 years ago
prit07 12 years ago
shyangel12 12 years ago